February 2012
stickbrush asked: How do you say "I'MMA FIRIN MAH LAZOOR!" on your native language?
"You're so innocent." →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
That’s what you think.
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
Everyone on my dash is getting asks and I'm just...
takenbynialljameshoran:
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Watchjaimefuckingpreciado:
b3n-ferr1s:
whoreoscopes:
SIT YOUR WHORE ASS DOWN
I THINK SHE’S PREGNANT
omg this is in Vancouver hahaaha
“Does he even know any ladies? Not really. There are hardly any female characters...”
– TIME Magazine (2012) Tintin 101: What You Need To Know Before You See the Movie
(via incoherenthumannoises)
Some Tintin gif I made
shigureslove:
Tintin: “F you Haddck, I’m leavin’.”
Haddock: “Forget you then, I hope you get lost somewhere in the Himalayan mountains!”
*Gasp*.. Captain D:<!
Put a ship in my ask and I'll rate them
don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / perfect / flawless / i’ll ship them forever
Rate: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / too flawless to rate
petit-bambi asked: how do you say booty booty booty